DUMPSTER DICE
OFFICIAL RULES
Purple Dice First * Red Dice Second
P1 R1: Take one of your dumb hands and slap your dumb face...HARD.
P1 R2: Pour a delicious beer down your throat hole and drink it quick like.
P1 R3: Dangle that pinky up in the air and take a fancy sip of your ice cold beer.
P1 R4: Let that delicious brew guzzle down your guzzle hole.
P1 R5: Take a picture of your dumb wasted face or someone else's dumb ass face. POST IT ON IG: #dumpsterdice @beardedladybrand
P1 R6: What did the 5 fingers say to the face? Roll and Repeat
P2 R1: Grab a sticker, slap it on a BUMPER.
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P2 R2: USE YOUR IMAGINATION
P2 R3: I bet you're feeling pretty good. You're about to feel better.
P2 R4: Inside the bag we have provided you a comb. Pull it out and fix your do. POST IT ON IG: #dumpsterdice @beardedladybrand
P2 R5: SHOTGUN a beer.
P2 R6: Bless your dome with that sweet sweet hat we have provided and take another selfie. POST IT ON IG: #dumpsterdice @beardedladybrand
P3 R1: Book a quality barber haircut at www.barberonduty.com
P3 R2: Grab a sticker, slap it on a TOILET.
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P3 R3: go to www.beardedladybrand.com/haha
P3 R4: DRINK MORE BEER
P3 R5: We have provided a tasty treat just for your pie hole.
P3 R6: Are you DRUNK yet?
P4 R1: Grab a sticker, slap it on the CEILING.
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P4 R2: Text: FUCK OFF To: 940-765-3266
P4 R3: Burrito, DUH.... psyche! You know what to do.
P4 R4: In RUSSIA, pizza krushes you.
P4 R5: Grab a sticker, slap it on a DUMPSTER.
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P4 R6: Drink as if you were in front of the QUEEN. The FAT bottom one.
P5 R1: Put the HAT on and use your dumb phone to take a selfie.
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P5 R2: We provided the puke, just make it dramatic.
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P5 R3: DRINK. DRINK. DRINK.
P5 R4: Drunk selfie with your favorite beer.
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P5 R5: Slap your friend this time.
P5 R6: BUM something from that one friend that is always bumming from you.
EXAMPLE: a shot, a cigarette, a beer.
P6 R1: We provided the poo, but feel free not to fake it.
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P6 R2: I can chug a beer in 3 seconds. How fast can you?
P6 R3: Grab a sticker, slap it on a BUTT.
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P6 R4: ROLL AGAIN!
P6 R5: If you have a Carolla, I don't know what to tell you.
P6 R6: Mean mug a stranger.
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